I'd kinda prefer characters who aren't likely to just eat Louise and be done with her. That's why I like to stagger my uploads across sites. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. This is a shorter story than some of the others, so it makes it easy to come back and read it again and again. Up next is a Familiar of Zero fanfiction that is yet another crossover with the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Hey it's you, the guy responsible for raising the bar on FoZ fics for the last months, that's gonna be a watch. Bit late on this party but What would probably be the deadliest to Halk? Skyrim crossover where she spends a while there and then returns. If you asked her classmates, the academy staff, or the teachers they would all say that she had a 0% success rate with spells. "What did expect from her?" For those who are unfamiliar, The. I hope this article has helped you find some great Familiar of Zero fanfiction! Xenoblade Chronicles. "My familiar will be the strongest, most power familiar anyone's every seen. The Familiar of Zero Wiki is a FANDOM Anime Community. Germania now has a giant machine god neighbor to its north, Gallia a terra titan to its south, a giant fallen hand in Tristan, and a giant ass sword hanging overhead. And we made peace with what was to come. Now was the time to prove everyone wrong. She blinked to clear her eyes tears having formed in them before she quickly wipes them away. I like these ideas. A mage with no spells. Especially that the summons are not the caharacters we know exactly; but older and more experienced versions of them. Double spooky. In this story, Louise attempts her summoning, and she suddenly finds herself face to face with an angry god. Saito stays behind to talk to Osmond and Colbert about the Staff of Destruction -- a rocket launcher that came from his world into Halkeginia. No, it doesn't matter if she wants to rule over the land with an iron fist or not. Or something. While the mysterious Black Spirit watches with amusement. Lord Ghathrax of the World Eaters is summoned by a strange pink-haired girl after his army is massacred. Chosen One or not, I doubt the legendaries are watching Ash's life like the hottest thing on reality television so they can bail him out of dangerous situations. Doesn't really matter as long as she is the focus character. Most would think that hundreds of years are nothing to a God. Let me tell you a story.An odd one, that tale is. Kazuma Yagami would be a good choice for a powerful wind mage that probably wouldnt kill everyone. In Romalia, the four were welcomed by Queen Henrietta and later by the Pope himself. During the same day, Louise unexpectedly works at the Charming Fairy Inn (albeit temporarily) and was required to wear the tavern's signature look, which included a short, white, bustier-esque maid attire with skirt tied with a black ribbon at the back; ruffled headband; white, lace choker with black accents; white ankle socks; black flats; and white arm warmers. Where they meet, is the terror that would shake the very foundations of magic. She might have entered the shop to search for a sword-wand? I would also love to see more He-Man, but Aang is a joy to read. A lot of fluff and a rewriting of FOZ to tone down on any abuse and to focus more on the fantasy that the series should have been. Seidr Exhale. Don't subscribe When finished, they encounter Kirche and her familiar Flame, who teases Louise about the loyalty of her familiar who would not "run away". Will Louise be able to help Ash figure out his new life and work together with him to accomplish her goals? The adversary of the void had returned, and with the light of the stars we banished it back to whence it came. Not one from them are up for the challenge, except for Louise and, later, Kirche and Tabitha. The cosmos respondswith a magically inept herald equipped with advanced musketry, blessed with superior martial prowess, and cursed with chronic alcoholism. When Saito returns to Halkeginia, he was of great help to Louise. The events of yesterday flooding through her mind, as tears ran from her eyes anew. This fanfic opens with Louise, who is determined to summon something incredible. Louise summons Aang, and he is not quite the powerful and wise familiar she expected. Next is a Familiar Zero fanfiction that crosses over with Resident Evil, a popular video game worldwide. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. Summoning Two Familiars By: JIL713. We enjoyed what we had. , Ruizu Furansowzu ru Buran do Hiraga do Orunir). The big peanut didnt taste good but he still enjoyed the hug I gave him. "I need you to look at the chart and tell me if you can see this," the Pokmon eye doctor calmly said as he placed white board filled with white numbers and letters in front of her. You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly. Its 2023, the Harry Potter fandom is still growing strong, and it doesnt seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. This is the first day of her second year at Tristian academy of magic. . Forget dropping the continent a 30 feet down, you could YEET half the continent into the sky and let the crumbling remains remove whoever stayed down below. A pre-Heresy primarch, preferably Magnus or Mortarion please. On her upper left thigh is a thick lace band, which she used to fasten her wand underneath her skirt. Press J to jump to the feed. "A new overlady, you say? But do they need a scapegoat? Says the one who wears mini skirt as a school uniform. Fire grandpa is also a high level spy/diplomat. However, as old enemies and new arise, forcing Lucy and Louise to come together in order to protect themselves, and the world. Contains many changes to characters (especially side ones) like making Scarron a high ranking incubus. Ah. They were abandoned, left to fend for themselves.How ironic they would meet when they were left to die.They grew up together, lived together, and eventually started a family together.A family of magi, born of two bloodlines. Unprofessional it may be to post it while admitting it was somewhat rushed oh well.. She would take her failureand expected expulsionwith dignity. 2022 All rights Reserved. The series was originally unfinished due to the authors untimely death, but another author finished the series with two additional volumes in later years. After a training session with Pyrrha, Jaune is pulled through a portal where he meets a certain Zero and becomes what he's always desired to be. Well, aside from killing the local populace, Louise would definitely steal the show there. In this story, Louise summons Ash Ketchum, a Pokmon trainer, as her familiar. I'm not saying this entirely excuses the idiot balls, but it does explain them to some degree, I feel. "I have nothing I am good at. So Rance, from the myriad Rance games. The Familiar Spirt summoning. During their mission ordered by Henrietta, Louise and Saito head out in a village, wherein Louise dressed as a plebeian. The God Emperor of Mankind. Zero. Running out of ideas, Louise goes to class and orders him to think of something to exhibit. Gotta say, this is my favorite of the bunch. By her classmates, and her teachers giving up on her had hurt her. Outside, the students become wary of the incident; Henrietta arrives and becomes relieved to see Louise and Saito safe. And just like that another round of laughter began. In this story, Henrietta participates in a sacred ritual that defines a mage. If you are looking for a story that is different from any other, make sure to check this one out. In her second year of school, each student summons a creature who serves as their companion, protector, and partner. With the variety of familiars summoned over the years, even with the precautions I'm sure they take, someone probably get hurt at least every other year, when they have problem subduing a particularly angry dragon for binding or something like that. I have a degree in English Literature and my favorite genre is historical fiction. When Louise attempted her summoning, the last thing she expected was being brought face to face with an angry God. But she can't. dachi, visibly nervous at glancing at both the doctor and Saito standing right beside her . Rated T, for now. Desperate and hopeless, they are encountered by Scarron, owner of the Charming Fairy Inn. This provides her with power, every creature she could possibly imagine as a companion, and the validation she has always craved. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. Of course summoning a wind Magee that level of power could be interesting just on how much Louise would freak out on summoning another noble, so how about going all the way and having her summon royalty. A failure. Arceus and the legendaries will want him back. The Familiar clasped her hands together and brought them down on Kirche's head. Yeah if Louise summoned Swordson McExcalibur of the 999 Swords I'm pretty sure she wouldn't think of giving him another sword. If you are looking for a violent story with a lot of horror and gore, this is a great choice. Misunderstanding will ensue. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. This The Familiar of Zero fanfiction is another crossover with Avatar: The Last Airbender and this story is a bit of a comedy of errors. She was very sad. Go to FanFiction r/FanFiction by AnswerDowntown5283. Louise summons Kazuto Kirigaya, the Hero of Aincrad, as her familiar. At night, Louise catches Kirche seducing Saito, ordering the latter to come back with her to the room for his punishment. Both are born into legacy, and both are found wanting. She was able to summon a human familiar . A hero. ), http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6154638/1/The_Hill_of_Swords, http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=176823, http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=177288, http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=177530, http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=177782, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6442829/4/Echoes_of_the_Void, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6284231/1/Red_Green_Moons_Beneath_the_Foreign_Sky, http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=18185, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6038980/1/Points_of_Familiarity, http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=177863, http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=177857, http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=177109, Breaking the Storm (Original-ish/DnD campaign novelization), Tommy Angelo (Mafia) vs. Walter White (Breaking Bad). "Of course another failure." It'd take a lot of research for me to use them in an actual story. That easily 90% of Halkegenian life dead within an hour, with untold deaths afterwards due to lack of shelter or resources. After I got off him though he started hurting the funny two legged things. With their cover blown, Saito decides that it would be best to leave the tavern. That said, Ms. Vallire. Bitter Squirrel. She soon realizes that he is much more than that and that he now lives to serve and guide her. She prays to the stars and moons, the founding father, that she'll succeed at her last chance of being a mage. The next day, Louise continues to struggle with her service. Heard that the Light Novel is even worse. Louise does get the familiar with the whole beautiful, wise and powerful dragon package- and most unexpectedly, yet importantly, Dovahkiin's grandfather figure. Your email address will not be published. A creature of explosions huh.. so Megumin? Based on Zero no Tsukaima events during the Albion War. Avalon (Isle of Mists) Oct 23, 2015. She is instantly transported to a new world that is nothing like her own, and she finds herself facing new enemies. Because of the huge amount of money given by Chelenne, Louise wins the tip race. " A girl cries out for Salvation and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. She asks the cosmos for a familiar to serve her in these trying times as she leads her kingdom. In the end, against the flow of time, they were nothing but mere footnotes in this Pilgrimage we call Life. What a journey I had gone through. Falcons' Dive. Reverse Summon! Can the Covenant take Cadia without breaking apart? It has the Guiche Duel scene which inherently docks a few points for me. "Nice going Zero!" You could always just go with the Manga version of Louise. Archmage. Saito demands Montmorency to bring Louise back to normal, but she shrugs this off, as the potion's effect would wear off from about a month. Louise is also called by her first two names by Henrietta. She is a small 16 year old student at the Tristan Magical Academy. When you say "Breaking In Louise," I think ecchi. She curled in on herself to caught in her sadness to move back to her bed. An idea I had after reading another crossover (Herald of the Void). All I lost. She had once accessed Joseph de Gallia's music box when it was in Albion, where she learned a spell that allowed her . The Void has no beginning nor end, a space of infinite potential. Cookies are insured if someone pulls in Immortal!Lelouch. Biding a spirit as powerful as the Avatar would be pretty ridiculous. Whether it's a situation where she didn't summon anything but got a special ability, a situation where she summoned an object or tool of sorts, or a situation where she reverse summoned herself to another world. Sorry I don't know any myself (I'd love to read one though) and this isn't exactly what you're looking for but just wanted to rec this fic, Emperor of Zero probably the best FoZ fic I've read. JavaScript is disabled. Most times it isn't hard to come up with a believable hand wave. She leaves the Academy to report the incident at the Palace. A black cloak hid what he wore underneath, and its hood covered his face. The parallels(and clashes) between the two cultures will be really interesting, but I was kind of hoping Aang would be his 30+ year-old body. It fits too well. None mattered. My name is all that mattered. Can't wait for the next chapter, keep up the good work! - All Media Types, | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Adeptus Mechanicus Ensemble (Warhammer 40.000), Eldritch Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Industrial Revolution, Dovahkiin has completed all there is to be done and then some, mentioned Louise de La Vallire (Zero no Tsukaima), Research and Analysis on World #041113, Flora, Fauna & Other Local Lifeforms, Rebuild of Evangelion | Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition, Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued, Princess Henrietta de Tristain/Louise de La Vallire, Louise gets transported to another world and gets back, Kirche von Anhalt-Zerbst/Louise de La Vallire, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pinkie Pie Clone (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic). Louise must prove to be the very best like no one ever was. Louise may have had the most unusual summon but Colbert records that her classmates were also gifted by the cosmos with some rather peculiar creatures. He was so sad and angry. The Familiar landed on top of Kirche, straddling her torso. Will Ash be able to adjust to this new world and help Louise as her familiar? 0 + 0 for irony. Later, she asks the two to go undercover in the village to investigate the goings-on around in discreet, especially with various rumours revolving the oppression of nobles on plebeians. This series is widely popular, and its unique premise has made it a great source of material for fanfiction stories. Scorned as "the Zero", Louise de la Vallire has never cast a successful spell in her life. When she finally returns home, she is no longer the little girl she once was. Is the young hero going to be able to find a new purpose in a world where peace is already guaranteed? Whether it's a situation where she didn't summon anything but got a special ability, a situation where she summoned an object or tool of sorts, or a situation where she reverse summoned herself to another world. She doesn't contract anything for obvious reasons. The combination of timeless themes, If you are looking for the best Kim Possible fanfiction, then this is the post for you. Jaune always wanted to be a hero, and found himself flung into a world under two moons. Spoilers abound. Not only that, but both of them refuse to become her familiars! tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. You can get paid to write for us! | KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! It should already be everywhere. What ever that is. . "She cant even cast summon servant right!". She asks for a familiar that will help guide her and protect her as she leads her kingdom. I was a mere student once. 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Anyway, it's a Familiar of Zero story. Later, Saito and Louise are greeted by Siesta; the lovestruck Louise repeatedly hits Saito for his apparent two-timing, while Siesta begrudgingly and silently shakes with emotion. Kirito finds himself pulled from the dungeons of Aincrad into a world that looks too real to be virtual. I'd kinda prefer characters who aren't likely to just eat Louise and be done with her. . The Familiar of Zero is a Japanese light novel series with 20 volumes in the series. A wind spirit powerful enough to manipulate the windstones of the continent could easily bring about the end of all life. She walks out of her room a determined fire in her eyes.-----These strange things are always so fun. It exists. What could they being hiding? Osmond checks the Vault and sees a message from Fouquet, claiming victory in her robbery. Could you imagine if Louise summoned Lina Inverse? The collective "Louise Summons" series by RainEStar. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! The Spirit believes him, recognising him as Gandlfr who once kept an oath to the Spirit in the past, hence offering them the Spirit Tear. The collective "Louise Summons" series by RainEStar. The Spirit tells them that their possession the Ring of Andvari was stolen by someone called Cromwell, leading them to overflow the water in search of it; Saito promises to find and return it. It may not display this or other websites correctly. What if Louise summons the B-Rabbit instead of Saito? Id really love to see that just based on one fic where Loise summoned a human version of Princess Mipha. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. As compensation, Henrietta thanks Louise and Saito for their effort in capturing Fouquet. That is if she search for just a sword. And he got angry when I played peekaboo with him. 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