It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. Some of the ad agencies did get something right, their ads featuring mixed race couples, both gay and straight people, sure must be infuriating the ReThugs. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. All of the teflon pan commercials. Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. So over that! Cleaner taste. Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. R27. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. Kid is stalking me! I had to switch channels whenever it came up. I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says What she wants? Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. Nothing is everythang!! It looks and feels like an SNL sketch. What about the new Medicare benefits shit with Jimmy Walker? R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" Love when his phone rings! Stay right where you are. If I had a gun . Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone So you can human! Someone actual got paid for that pitch? Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. THANKFULLY. I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? Please smile if you happy to give us a . Is she trying to be funny? Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. Luke Wilson stars in the new Colgate commercial that aired during the 2019 Super Bowl! R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. With commensurate expenses like houseS, carS, etc. Thats a scam R226. What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area.. How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? WTF. I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake. As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial. One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. Learn More. Wet Ass Plushy. R310 - I was watching football yesterday afternoon when that hideous ad came on and I yelled out loud - as bad as the Princess Diana guy! She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. In the preview for that instigator Charlamagne Da God show, well all of them are absolutely atrocious but in the new one someone asks him about the mental health issues in the US. From proper toothbrush care, how cavities are formed, which toothpaste to use and how to get your whole mouth clean, Dr. Rabbit teaches your child how to properly develop good oral . That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. Is the money Progressive spends on those shitty spots really worth the amount of business they bring in? The Black mom is asking her young daughter why she didn't want put on her pants, while the dark haired white, or Hispanic, mom is in the background, she looks over as the Black woman is talking to her daughter. R464 Unfortunately, I caught the new Jimmie Walker Medicare commercial today. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments! And shrill! Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. I hate kids. which she proceeds to do. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. haunts my dreams. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" That hideous commercial in which the odious entitled Karen welcomes you to her vagina. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? Shingles can be whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. It really pisses me off. It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". View Products. R471. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. Which is pretty much all that he does. . What low-end crap *won't* he shill for? Most posts here are obscure or rarely seen commercials not the incessant ones that drive us to want to commit suicide. I can see a bunch of Gen Z-ers sitting inside a conference room saying, "Dude! Very dopey, but the male electrician is kinda cute. Those campaigns seem to air annually during the quarter ending February 28. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. Who is the guy in the Colgate Total commercial? Sorry no information about the singer who sing the song that used in Colgate Advert Be the Reason Nurse. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. Keep your cool with fresh breath toothpastes and toothbrushes that give you the confidence to connect. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire! Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. Why does EVERY god damned commercial need a jacked up SONG to go with it??!! I dont understand that new Rakutan commercial. #316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. She is Customer Service. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. [quote]yes, I'm part of that. You've never been in my fucking daydream. What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? In many cases, the cause isnt known. This thread is archived. Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) Cant make out a damn word shes saying. R200, Id rather eat that brick than the shit they show in that commercial. In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? Any commercial jumping on the new bandwagon: incorporating a stupid TikTok video in it. Our advanced lined of products are designed to target and reduce your sensitivity. I hate that commercial with a passion. why do I need to be taken back to 1982 every fucking time there is a commercial break? I notice a lot of the channels which air retro-TV series also show these awful ads. R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's. Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? Whoever approved him as a spokesman needs to put down the crack pipe. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. I think he's Australian, R121. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. The latest JB Smoove Caesar's commercial is insipid. r547, yes, I'm part of that. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Arent drawers underwear? St. Lol r55 actually its called a bubble massage or some shit like that. Theyre cringe-inducing and they all look like theyre from the same advertising team. Love seeing Larry David in his commercial, but what the hell is the product? Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? Saw him on another commercial doing the same angry shtick. Lil Nas is a fairly new performer, he must keep up his momentum, but Elton?! Does it have something to do with the sign Dad is holding? Those just make me sad. The singer sounds like she's being slowly tortured. And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. Colgate Renewal TV Commercial, 'Confident' Featuring Brooke Shields. I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. I hate the women pooping commercials. I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. R177=What about the annoying chatterbox who talks so fast she's unintelligible? Happy fat guys cannonballing into the pool and confidently ordering whatever they want at a restaurant because they love their diabetes med! That singers voice sounds like its on helium. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. Interns? Gum Disease X-Rays Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Awful. That computer virus protection software commercial where the employees say "believe" about 50 times - how more annoying can you get? Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. and "Sing about fruit!" The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee", [quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee", Bad timing for Dish Network. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. yells: "James??? Isnt Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. Like he knows what lasagna is. R416. She approaches the middle of the stage and sees a smile of reassurance from someone else before beginning her speech. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. @Zamaswati_M. The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. Colgate 360 Optic White, Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Minions Kids Manual Toothbrush Gum Comfort Toothbrush Colgate Optic White Pro Series Powered Toothbrush - Black Colgate 360 Floss-Tip Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Triple Action Toothbrush Gum Health Sonic Powered Battery Toothbrush Extra Clean Soft Toothbrush Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on none of the lines actually lead up to that. In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. The Bounty commercials where some idiot spills a liquid they all react as if it's sulfuric acid. Scary. Really? Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. I wish they'd stop playing it. If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. Cerebral palsy is caused by abnormal brain development or damage to the developing brain. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. What a whiny old fuck she is. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. Yes it is!". Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! Actor Luke Wilson stars in Colgate's commercial as the "Close talker." video. Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. 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